Magnificent Mallory: Have you been to Matchbox? (D.C. restaurant near my house).
Me: No, but my impression is that it's like Applebee's, but at Capitol Hill prices. Which, come to think of it, is the curse of many Capitol Hill restaurants. Check Yelp.com.
Magnificent Mallory: Yeah...I may be going there tonight. My friend really likes it, but she's..a Republican.
You are perfection, Ms. Magnificent.